a leafy addition to the family

i bought a tree at ikea today. it's a ficus ginseng, and it's awesome. depending on which side you look at, it resembles a naked gnome, a headless chicken, or simply an asscrack. it's so cute. i love it. as i pushed it around in my shopping cart, people kept looking at it curiously.

next question is...what should i name it?

ps. i just realized that now i'll have an useful outlet for my keeper contents!