life advice from the magic eight ball

Q: should i call?
A: "it is decidedly so."

Q: but i always call. am i being too overbearing?
A: "better not tell you now."

Q: will he want to talk to me?
A: "outlook not so good."

Q: will we get into an argument?
A: "Mmmmmmhh...yes."

Q: am i asking too much?
A: "Signs point at yes."

Q: will things ever be the same?
A: "very doubtful."

Q: why isn't caring for someone a lot enough?
A: "wait for a better occasion."