in local news:

it's hella foggy out. it's like that one movie with the fog and the fog covered the whole town and the people got eaten by the fog, i think it was called The Low-altitude Water Vapor Condensation.
(that was a Simpsons reference. aw man, you didnt get it? school yourself.)

also, you should already know that Mole Day is coming up. if youre around here, there are Mole Day festivities going down at 6:02 pm in Wean 5403. i hope they serve those delish mole kabobs.

ps. ooh i should be a mole for Halloween. wear all brown and some dark glasses and maybe some whiskers.