that's QueenKate to you

today i:
a) wore a skirt to work today but had to pick up my bike from matt's apartment. given that this new bike is impossible (ok, damn uncomfortable) to ride with a skirt, i borrowed a pair of boxers and "wore them as shorts" on the bike ride home.
b) was wearing the same underwear as Shahrzad.
c) became royalty on here.
d) decided i need to smile at people more aggressively.
e) liberated $5.42 worth of double cream brie with fresh dill. it is scrumptiously worth every non-penny.