From Liege to the Champs-Elysees

The 2004 Tour de France is over. The official results are out, and my unofficial awards are in. Here they are, in no particular order...

Best Nose: Fabian Cancellara
Winner of the Prologue time trial, his nose took center stage right from the beginning.


Best Ego/Website: Mario Cipollini
www.mariocipollini.it Have your Flash ready for this one.


Most Kid in a Candy Store: Thomas Voeckler
An astonishing ten days in yellow, beaming all the way.


Best Porn Star Name: Vladimir Karpets
Plus, he had the best mullet in the peloton and took the Best Young Rider white jersey from Voeckler.


Most Unfortunate Name: Michael Boogerd
It's okay, Mike.


and finally,
Most Gorgeous: Ivan Basso
Congratulations on your third place overall and thanks for the hotness.