the last few days in (wal)nutshells

1. wean cluster printer: "i am not a photocopier...but i play one on tv" (credit: matt h)

2. boy i was stalking last year (also in the wean cluster, incidentally) posts on misc.market looking to buy a toaster.
shahrzad: "think up some sleazy pick up line involving toasters, then email him it"
yours truly: "you can put your bread in my toaster ANYTIME"

3. $1 exploding head: Scanners comes to McConomy.