worst post ever

so this is what 8:15 am looks like. stomachache woke me up like i wanna die. it's kinda weird how physical calamity can suck "like whoah" but still sound inane when you tell other people about it. that other people being you, dear reader.
i really have nothing of import to say. just looking for someone to complain to. what IS the cure for the common stomachache anyhow? what's the old wives tale consensus? anyone? i sense it involves internet. and gut-wrenching pain. and tiger testicles.