super-happy good mood time!! joy!
FIVE new emails from Shahrzad! two from matt ewe! (hey that rhymes) got paid today! full refund (and then some!) from awesome ebay guy! finally wrote back to Sam (that good n productive, not-lazy feeling!)! and a new joke for you, dear reader!

Q: Why are dragons big, green, and scaly?

A: Because if they were small, white, and smooth, they'd be Tic Tacs.