no new guy news for me (damn) so here's the dish on Dimple instead! (i'm sure she'd be thrilled) she's deciding to not let things get out of hand with "the gentleman friend" mentioned in the july 4 post. he's cute and funny and nice, but he's Muslim. and she's not. now, not that the Dimpmeister harbors some inner burning hatred towards other religions, but she doesn't want to start something she can't finish. yes our innocent Dimp, always with long-term practical things in the back of her mind like getting married and having ten-thousand babies, instead of short-term meaningless summer flings. but dude, his full name is Mohammed Islam. that is so hardcore, when your last name is the same as your religion. i am so impressed. we had just been calling him "Mo" up to now.
but alas. no more Mo. (no mo' Mo! ackk too cheesy but couldnt resist!) ah well, that means Dimple is now free to explore her new-found, Ted-centered, white-boy fixation. whom she is working with on Sunday, incidentally. "all day! with the pharmacy all to ourselves!" she laughed when i told her it sounded like the set-up for a pharmacy porn. but she laughed cause she knows it's true. hmm... cmon we all know why you *really* want Chris to be at Suzy's bday shindig... *poke poke nudge nudge* heh okay i'm done. this should be enough groundless insinuations and allegations for now. in return for you giving Suzy all the dirt on me and the youthful indiscretions of freshman year. :)