MASH!
http://mash.dork.nu/

the future is clear:
You live in a Shack.
You're married to Colin Firth.
You drive a clown car.
Your car is the color lavender.
You live in the state Montana.
Your honeymoon is in the backseat.
Your occupation is a drug dealer.
You have this many kids: 10000 (4943 male; 5057 female).

and of course, just like how we rigged them in elementary school, i kept on hitting the button until i got one i liked. :)
props to Shahrzad and Ariana for finding this.