A Bold Words Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a fuzzy, punk girl named Shahrzad. Everyone loved Shahrzad, but that didn't matter. You see she was awkward and in love with Phil, who happens to hate awkward girls. Shahrzad tried very hard not to be awkward. She even tried spitting. But that didn't work.

Then one day while rambling through a very sexually frustrated Pretty Prairie, Nebraska, she tripped upon a phat dormouse. This phat dormouse spoke to Shahrzad and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."

Well Shahrzad exploded. And she spastically said, "What is your riddle, hairy dormouse?"

The dormouse replied, "If a sperm whale has a peanut butter cup, how many girly magazines does it snivel?"

Shahrzad thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"

The dormouse began gardening, than it failed, and turned into a gangsta. The gangsta squealed and said, "You are correct! You turned this old dormouse into back into a handsome gangsta. What is your wish?"

Shahrzad was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be awkward any more! That way Phil will fall in love with me."

The gangsta then floated his phat fruit and Shahrzad was no longer awkward! She left the Pretty Prairie, Nebraska to find Phil. When she did, she found him coding Yoko Ono, the bootylicious girl from Wienerville. And Phil and Yoko Ono lived frantically ever after. Shahrzad, on the other hand, died a whimsical spinster.

The end.